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“Real Things My Students Said This Week.”

funny things students say

3. “Mr. Dannenbring, you’re 6’5 and you’re not in the NBA? Dude, Steph Curry’s Like 6’3. Why aren’t YOU in the NBA?”

NBA—funny things students say
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Maybe he should consider a career change. He can always go back to teaching when he retires from the NBA.

4. “Sometimes, when you talk, I just don’t listen to a single word that you say.”

I don't listen.
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This is a funny thing for students to say—because it’s true. We’re sure Gabe is plenty engaging, but we didn’t listen when we were in middle school either.

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