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Stay-At-Home Dad Leaves Hilarious Parenting Post-Its Around House For Wife To Find.

Chris Illuminati holds many titles, including author, blogger and stand-up comic. But the facet of his life that we focus on in this particular list is his role as a stay-at-home dad to 7-year-old Evan and 4-year-old Lila.

“We realized how ridiculously expensive day care is, and I said, ‘Why not do it myself, and I can still write on the side?'” said the 39-year-old Pennsylvania resident, who writes his hilarious and sometimes ironic musings and observations on Post-It notes for his wife to read when she gets home from a hard day’s work.

The following is a selection from his website, A Message With a Bottle. Enjoy!

1. Highly illogical.

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