4. Christie Brinkley from “National Lampoon’s Vacation.”
Back off, Christy. He’s a married man!
5. It was the best of times, it was the end of times.
We all wish we could sleep this deeply.
6. Ooh la la, when did they move the Eiffel Tower to Indiana?
Maybe the drove through a portal.
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