Kids Coming Up With Their Own Names For Things Is Outrageously Funny.

Don’t you wish you could go back to being a kid again? Think about it. Instead of taxes, mortgages, and bills, all kids have to worry about is making sure they leave the house with two of the same shoes on and that they have friends to sit with at lunch. While we’re running on the professional hamster wheel, kids are running and playing at recess.

Kids are also blessed with the wildest imaginations. Just ask these kiddos who are hilariously renaming everything based on how they see it! It’s seriously way too pure.

Animals seemed to be a common theme because, come on, everyone loves animals.

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You hear that, gang? We’re calling vultures “flamingo witches” from now on. Spread the word.

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Truly, this is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. Save the Battle Unicorns!

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We should all really have a set of snow headphones. Frostbite is the worst.

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“Boo boo truck” is quite possibly the cutest thing you’ll ever hear in your whole life.

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Next time you go to the store, ask someone where the hand socks are and see what happens.

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No matter what you call them, I still can’t do them.

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Why are kids so cute? Just why?

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They even make synonyms adorable!

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Everyone loves pasta pockets. It’s a fact.

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Sounds like a terrible store, honestly.

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I have a sneaking suspicion that this kid doesn’t grow up to be a vegetarian.

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Taco store? I’m in.

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This is…uh…less pleasant.

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Kids really are the funniest, aren’t they? If you don’t start calling vultures “flamingo witches” immediately, we are going to have a talk, okay?

If these kiddos made you giggle, be sure to share the funny wealth with your friends!