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20 Hilariously Naughty Goats Who Got Put In “Time-Out”

Goats are some of the sweetest, most playful creatures… but boy, do their horns pack a punch.

Anyone who’s thinking about adding a goat to their family should know that dodging headbutts is a part of everyday life with these feisty critters. For some owners, it becomes such a problem that they have to get creative to avoid a trip to the hospital and protect their other pets. Pool noodles, tennis balls, whatever works, right?

That’s how fed-up goat parents taught these 20 brats there are foam-filled consequences for misbehaving.

1. Goat or bearded alien sporting antennae? We’ll let you be the judge.

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2. No pool noodles? No problem! Buckets work just as well.

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3. “Stinky Pete had to get some tennis balls for his horns since his hobby is trying to impale anything that crosses paths with him.”

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4. “We made our pygmy goat Nic Cage kid-friendly this weekend.”

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5. “This is what happens to ornery goats.”

6. “He’s not going to poke me again!”

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7. “Larry keeps bucking me on accident. Well, found a solution.”

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8. “Our friends had goats and one of them would get a little rowdy. I was nervous being around him when I got pregnant, so they improvised.”

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9. “Someone wouldn’t stop headbutting.”

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10. “This was soon after I arrived home and wasn’t being the best goat, so to protect the house this is what happened!”

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11. “My goat kept trying to play-fight with me so I had to put tennis balls on his horns and he’s so cute.”

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12. “Update: the tennis balls didn’t stay on so we are trying pool noodles.”

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13. This rowdy critter learned a very important lesson: you do the crime, you get the noodle.

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14. It doesn’t get much cuter than goats wearing custom hats on their horns.

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15. At least these cuties can look silly together.

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16. And here we see the noodles of shame.

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17. KONG products don’t just make great dog toys…

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18. Unicorns DO exist!

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19. “When you are so naughty and aren’t allowed out with your friends unless your horns are padded.”

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20. Here’s an amusing look at these babies in action.

These goats may be naughty, but they sure look cute with their new accessories, don’t you think?

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