Bad Breakup? This Animal Shelter Will Help You Get (Harmless) Revenge On Your Ex.

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Did you go through a breakup so bad that your ex treated you like cat poop and then discarded you as such? With the help of the Rhode Island SPCA, you can get revenge by doing exactly the same to them.

Valentine’s Day is approaching, the day to celebrate love. While many will be snuggling and dining on chocolate-covered strawberries with their significant others, some will be drowning in tears or seething in anger. The Rhode Island Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) is hosting a special event just for those people called “Love Stinks.”

For the low price of $5, you can have the shelter bury either your ex’s name or a small trinket they gave you in cat litter. Then, on the cursed holiday, their cats will have free rein to “poop all over” it.

“How’s that for stinky retripootion?” the Rhode Island SPCA joked on the fundraiser webpage.

If you would like to seal your bad breakup in some cat litter, be sure to make your donation before February 14. Then, sit back and feel pleased with yourself for a few days before moving on so you can eventually find someone who will treat you better than your loser ex did.

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