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15 Pun-Tastic Signs Created By An Empty-Nester With Dad Jokes To Spare

Punny dad humor signs

Some jokes are simply too good to keep to yourself! Vince Rozmiarek raised three children before retiring to the tiny town of Indian Hills, Colorado, where he started volunteering at the local community center. A few years later, he wrote an April Fool’s Day joke on the community sign that hangs on the road entering town.

Vince "the Sign guy" Rozmiarek wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses.

The citizens of the town loved it, sparking an idea in the man who admits to having a lot of free time on his hands these days. He started writing new puns for the sign regularly, swapping them out about two or three times each week. He never repeats his jokes and takes great pleasure in his new identity of “Vince the Sign Guy.”

“It’s a labor of love and I enjoy making people smile,” Vince said. “Also, because I’m constantly looking for new material, it keeps me in a good mood cause I’m always looking and creating funny stuff.”

1. As for where he comes up with the ideas for his jokes, Vince said, “I’m a dad, so it comes naturally.”

community sign that says: "Maybe broccoli doesn't like you either"

He’s got a point.

2. People now come from miles around to take pictures of Vince’s signs.

community sign that says: "trying to talk to my fish about feelings but he's being a little koi"

<insert drum kick>

3. Many people like posing with them. It’s quite a tourist attraction!

community sign that says: "cheeseburgers are great accomplices they won't talk no matter how much you trill 'em"

Cheeseburgers can take the heat.

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