TikTok user PlainLaurMein, is just here to show off her animals, but poses a serious question. What are the most unhinged pet names you have run across? She wants real, government names. The names that appear on the animal’s vet records, licenses, and shot records. She’s looking for examples on a par with this cat family whose names are Tipsy, Sloshed, and Designated Driver.
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Ask and the internet shall provide.
When crowdsourcing a question like this, reading the comments is a must. Imagination is a requirement, also, such as this cat named “Susan,” but not Susan.
While funny for a cat, it would be cruel in a human sense. But, there is a funnier twist, the commenter on this, JackieHansen010 got a comment from Solder & Scythe, who claimed ownership of Thuthan. We discovered that Thuthan was quite the legend at the vet’s office. They are still telling stories of her feats, even though she passed some time ago.
There is a pit bull with the name Ozzy Pawsbourne, with the title The Prince of Barkness. Rats even get in on the action, with Pawzy Osbourne. But Ozzy isn’t the only legend immortalized in a pet name. Who could forget Stevie Licks? There is even a mastiff wearing the moniker, Sam Elliott’s Mustache. Taylor Sniff, Toast Malone, Leonardo Decatrio, and Nymphadora Tonks. Maybe some normal names?
Not so unhinged for a pet name, but definitely creative, unless you start dating a new girl and she’s a tad jealous. There is much to be said about naming animals normal human names.
Perhaps the most unhinged of the lot.
We’re going to finish with a chicken named Carol Baskin.
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