Just before this year’s election one candidate in particular stood out above the rest. A German shepherd by the name of Thor stood his ground in a campaign against…you guessed it, vacuum cleaners! And the internet rallied behind him. His mission against the nefarious, mechanized, carpet cleaner was one for the ages. Check it out in its entirety below. It really is the most compelling political argument we’ve heard in awhile.
“We are the guardians of the living room rug. The avengers of hallway carpeting. The brave souls willing to bite the crap out of any vacuum cleaner we see. We stand vigilant in the face of HEPA filters and self-retracting cords.â€
Seattle PI
Thor’s owner, Tiffany Pitts, rallied other household pets to back the pups political campaign. The satirical proposal just might have been a tongue-in-cheek rebuttal to the election cycle, but we still got a huge kick out of it.
Seattle PI
“I was definitely not looking forward to the political signs everywhere. I mean, who pays attention to those things? That made me wonder. Do people even read them? For fun, I designed a few signs for Thor and it took off from there.”
Seattle PI
“As a candidate, Thor has not wavered in his position — No to vacuum cleaners, yes to walkies, and turkey hot dogs. He’s currently in the front yard drafting a position on territorial rights for squirrels.â€
Seattle PI
Seattle PI
In an extremely tense season of American politics, Thor’s proposals should warm your heart right up.
Share and spread some smiles!
Want to be happier in just 5 minutes a day? Sign up for Morning Smile and join over 455,000+ people who start each day with good news.