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15 Signs You’ve Turned Into A Target Mom

Some stores are heaven on Earth for moms, and if your eyes go wide every time you see a certain red-and-white bull’s eye, then you just might be a “Target mom.”

But how can you know for sure? What is it about the anti-Walmart that makes some moms go gaga?

Well, if you’re puzzled, puzzle no more! Here’s a helpful list of 15 signs that indicate you just might be the ultimate Target mom!

1.) Your kids know the minute they enter Target, it’s every mom for themselves.

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2.) You dream of waking up to this view.

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3.) It’s been years since you visited a Starbucks that wasn’t in a Target.


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4.) You unironically asked for a Target shopping cart herd for Christmas.

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5.) This is the shoe aisle after you’ve gone through it.

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6.) You know (right down to the penny) how much is left on your Target gift cards.

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7.) You’re on a first name basis with all the cashiers and at least one manager.

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8.) You said you were only going to grab one thing. But several hours later, you’re still cruising the aisles.

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9.) You bump into other Target moms so much, the store became an impromptu gossip spot.

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10.) Your kids tried to get you into Minecraft … and you built this.

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11.) You build your entire Christmas shopping list around whether or not you can buy something at Target.

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12.) You’ve updated your music playlist based on the music you hear while shopping.

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13.) You’ve gotten into spirited debates about whether or not the concrete Target spheres are a secret artistic statement.

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14.) You dream of one day visiting the very first Target and touching this plaque.

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15.) You love Target so much, its where you buy clothes for all your kids.

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If you think you might be a Target mom, then share this list!