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Strangers On The Internet Share The Stories Of Their Dogs’ Most “Ridiculous Fears”

Close up of Nicholas Cage at an event. A social media comment is edited onto the photo and reads: My Great Dane HATES Nicolas Cage, my kid got a joke sequined pillow of his face and she destroyed it. She will bark with full fury if he’s on the tv. She heard him on the radio once and lost it

We all have irrational fears. Unfortunately for our pets, they are unable to even try and explain them to us. Instead, we’re left to figure out the cause ourselves. Alternatively, we can accept that we’ll never understand and act accordingly. Oh, and have a good laugh about it. You can’t forget about that part. A woman named Chelsay was curious about the “ridiculous fears” of other dogs, so she took to social media for answers.

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Luckily, her post got even more attention than she could have hoped for. To get the conversation started, however, Chelsay first shared a ridiculous fear her own dog has: He’s afraid of a painting, as seen below.

A hand holds up a large painting of a mountainside with a large moon peaking out from behind. Text on the image reads:

my catahoula is absolutely terrified of this painting. it's so bad I don't even hang it in my home anymore. 

pretty sure he would fight a grizzly bear for me... unless the bear was holding this canvas

and I have no idea why
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Is there something Chelsay’s dog finds scary about the painting? Or is he simply that offended by the art style? Who knows! Either way, this is just the start of some of the most hilarious fears. Next up, there’s a Great Dane who might be Nicolas Cage’s biggest hater.

Comment from Dreamberry.Pickles: My Great Dane HATES Nicolas Cage, my kid got a joke sequined pillow of his face and she destroyed it. She will bark with full fury if he’s on the tv. She heard him on the radio once and lost it
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Hmm, I don’t know. First the painting and now an actor — I’m starting to think these dogs may be harsh critics. Then again, I don’t think that could even begin to explain why the golden retriever below has this unique fear:

Comment from tedd: golden retriever service dog doesn't mind statues or animatronics, aggressive dogs or kids, but God forbid she sees a mason jar
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So far, these irrational fears stem from a visual. But not with Alexis’ Husky! He has a huge fear of a certain sound. And no, it’s not fireworks. Honestly, I’d be shocked if you could guess. In fact, I invite you to try right now!

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Comment from Alexis: My oldest Husky isn’t scared of anything. He’ll sit outside on 4th of July and NYE no problem. I have to make him come in side. The little fart noise you can make by pursing your lips? Done gone. Never to be seen again.
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The holiday season is considered by many to be the best time of the year! Maddie’s dog, on the contrary, could not disagree more. Oh, and then there are the tulips. The tulips simply must be included.

Comment from maddie.bos: The first time my dog saw a Christmas tree he got so nervous he threw up. He's also uncomfortable with tulips
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Oh, how delightful it would be to speak with these animals. I can only imagine what their reasonings would be behind these ridiculous fears. Then again, like many humans, maybe the answer would simply be: “I have no idea!” And you know what? Valid!

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