Have you ever wondered why so many men pose with fish for profile pictures? Those poor fish. They have to be held close to these guys who have been sitting in the hot sun all day, drinking beer and sweating. What would happen if women replicated all the “fish” poses, but with a guinea pig?
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This is pure brilliance. The only rule is that it must be an accepted “fish pose.” Social media maven and guinea pig mom Remy Gumbs offers us several poses to choose from.
These first two poses are classics. The goal is to make the “fish” look bigger, so holding it up and at arm’s length puts it closer to the camera.
The following poses don’t make the fish appear larger than life. They’re more for showing off the male’s physique. The fish, or in this case, the guinea pig, is a secondary prop. Check out those biceps.
Two more to make the fish look bigger. Notice the bro signal to check out that forearm display.
The football is another one to show off physique, not a fish. This is a guy who is proud of those pecs.
The side view up and forward. That last one is OFF THE HOOK! The guy wants you to know he caught this all by himself. You’re impressed, right? You should be impressed.
In case it isn’t apparent, we are poking fun at the guys today. If you have a fish in your profile picture, know that this is what women talk about on girls’ night out.
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