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Lady Pinto Bean’s 10 Best Sword Fighting Moments!

Image shows an Australian shepherd running through a forest with a foam sword.

Lady Pinto Bean is an Australian shepherd adopted by two Dungeons & Dragons nerds. It was a recipe for hilarity from the first day. At this stage, we can confidently say that Lady Pinto Bean is also a D&D nerd and loves life. One of her first toys was a stuffed 20-sided dice, and the Dungeon Master granted her unlimited rolls.

Because they are herding dogs, Australian shepherds are very energetic. They love interaction with other animals and humans. They are a bundle of energy and will keep you moving constantly. This breed is also brilliant. They will often pick up tricks on the first attempt. They will reason through a problem and arrive at a solution. And that brings us to how Lady Pinto Bean became the best sword-fighter in the family! When Mom and Dad were having fun with foam sword props, it was only natural for little Bean to grab a sword and join the melee!

1. A D&D Background From Early On

Indoctrination into the D&D world started early.

2. Training Was Intense, But It Paid Off In The End

To become a great sword-fighting dog involves lots of training. Lady Pinto Bean was up to the challenge.

3. “Have you come to fight the hero?”

When your life revolves around D&D, there is always a hero and a villain.

@mistymountainlegends

Better reload that save and level up before you come back – dog armor by @Arcane Armory & Relics #ladypintobean #sworddog #dogsoftiktok #australianshepherd

♬ Steel on Steel – Jeremy Soule

4. The Roll Of The Dice

During proper gameplay, rolling the dice to determine your next move is a must-do action.

5. I Would Totally Read That Adventure!

Would you read an action-adventure story about a sword-fighting dog? Of course, you would! You’re doing it now!

@mistymountainlegends

In the query trenches looking for an agent to help me publish The Dog with the Sword 👀 #ladypintobean #sworddog #dogsoftiktok #doglover #australianshepherd #booktok #writertok #bookworm

♬ Luminary – Joel Sunny

6. Pay Attention To The Ghost Of Future Events!

You may want to pay attention when a ghost appears to foretell your future.

7. Brush Up On Your Technique With Sword Fighting Lessons

Lady Pinto Bean, distressed with the lack of competitive spirit from her opponents, opened her own sword-fighting school. Enroll now before the fall rate increases!

8. Fighting Off Dark Lord Vac-Cuum

Most dogs don’t like the vacuum cleaner. This sword-fighting dog has a solution to the invading spirit of Dark Lord Vac-Cuum!

9. Warriors Need To Help With The Yard Work, Too

When the yard must be done, we could all use a little help.

10. Running Fast Is A Necessary Skill

When your sword-fighting skills pale compared to the reigning champion, learning to run fast is a great second option.

We hope you have enjoyed our visit with Lady Pinto Bean, the sword-fighting dog. She continues to hone her skills and will one day rule the world. Beware, villains! And villagers, and anyone with shins. Share the adventures of Lady Pinto Bean with your friends.

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