Whether you call them “dad jokes” or cheesy puns, we all get a laugh when we hear them. If you have a funny bone (don’t lie, everyone does), you’ll enjoy this foray into the cheesiest and punniest we could find.
We developed a groan scale to rate our choices today. One groan is low; five groans are high. If we added a giggle, it means we got a snort-laugh out of that one. Let us know if you agree with our choices and ratings.
1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school yesterday?
Don’t worry – he woke up!
We rate this one three groans. It is mildly humorous but totally in the “dad joke” class.
2. Coffee has a rough time in our house.
It gets mugged every single morning!
Another three groans. Unless you’re a coffee drinker, it could be one or five groans, depending on the level of your addiction. We don’t want to put anyone on the spot, so we’re sticking with a safe middle-of-the-scale rating.
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