“Are You Kidding?” Little Boy Lays Out Hilarious Reasons He’s Never Getting Married.

We all know kids can be pretty opinionated when it comes to matters like playtime, food, and sleep, but this little boy has some strong opinions about at least one other subject: marriage.

While chewing on a hefty slice of pepperoni pizza, this kid chats with his Dad and shares his thoughts on marriage, kissing, and fatherhood.

Now, a question about marriage may stump other kids his age, but this guy’s already put a lot of thought into the matter. Plain and simple: He does not want to get married.

“I don’t want to be married at all!” says the little munchkin. “Are you kidding? I would be scared!”

Okay, fair enough point… but that’s apparently not his only issue with the idea.

“I don’t want to kiss anyone.” he further explains. “If they kiss me, they sometimes do it with spit!”

Then his Dad brings up the issue of kids… “Which kids will I have?” he asks, contemplating far into the future.

You have to feel for the little guy! These are some tough questions.

Get ready to laugh, and watch the video below to hear the boy’s compelling argument, and don’t forget to share.

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