20 Priceless Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

As Kevin Hart once said, “Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.”


We couldn’t agree more! So in honor of International Joke Day, we decided to share some of our favorite puns and dad jokes with you. If you’re anything like us, these will have you rolling!

1. What’s the best time to go to the dentist?


2. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

3. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound!

4. You can’t trust atoms.

They make up everything!

5. I’m reading an antigravity book.

It’s impossible to put down!

6. Why did the farmer win an award?

He was out standing in his field!

7. How do people know what to do in a spelling bee?

They use their oral compass!

8. What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?


9. Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot!

10. What do you call a fairy who doesn’t like to take a bath?

A stinker bell!

11. What kind of cheese doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

12. Why did the duck get thrown out of the baseball game?   

Fowl play!

13. Can February March?

No, but April May!

14. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

There are too many Cheetahs.

15. What’s green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!

16. What do you do if you break your toe?

You call a tow truck.

17. Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

18. What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships!

19. What’s the best season for trampolines?

Spring time!

20. Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are ears everywhere!

These make us smile every time! Laughter really is the best medicine, don’t you think?

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