Hold on to your Bunsen burners, because things are about to get strange around here!
For those not familiar with stock photos, they’re those generic yet professionally-taken photographs that media outlets use to illustrate stories and articles both on the web and in print. They’re usually pretty basic, but sometimes photographers don’t seem to understand the assignment and wind up creating some truly bizarre images. When it comes to science-themed stock photos, it’s almost like they don’t know the first thing about what scientist actually do!
1. College professor Dr. Kit Chapman of the University of Falmouth in Cornwall, England recently asked his Twitter followers to vote on a very important scientific poll: What’s the world’s worst science stock photo?
Time to vote for the worst science stock photos ever!
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
1. Hold My Soldering Iron. pic.twitter.com/fc76jz8Bs4
2. There were four rounds to his unofficial competition. In the second round, we were treated to a group of scientists who’ve never seen a chicken before.
2. Talk To Us, Dr Chicken. pic.twitter.com/IMh0LsmGcg
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
3. More than 500,000 people wound up casting a vote in the poll.
3. Science: It’s a Girl Thing. pic.twitter.com/ogIOrKHWe1
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
4. As promised, these pictures were odd…
I think you’re missing the best of them all pic.twitter.com/MBgEO4fByk
— autoproclamada generala da URSAL (@generaladaursal) October 12, 2022
5. Admittedly, some of the jokes went over our non-scientific heads.
Batch 2!
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
1. This is how CRISPR works, right? And DNA is left handed? Cool. pic.twitter.com/d3c2baKwfX
6. But most are pretty self-explanatory, like this syringe-injected chicken pic that won round 2.
2. I, too, store half-used syringes inside an uncooked chicken. pic.twitter.com/noEBQKqbO3
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
7. It’s hard to imagine when anyone would need to use an image like this.
3. Drink, drink, drink! pic.twitter.com/2gzX8IsyTd
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
8. Or why you’d ever need to listen to grass through a stethoscope.
4. Listen to the Earth, man! pic.twitter.com/u48ciz5PTd
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
9. Sometimes, the problem is obvious.
Final two batches!
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
1. Dude, that technique is not going to work. pic.twitter.com/Ysxcvgns41
10. Other times, the images are just hilariously vague.
3. TO SPACE!!!! pic.twitter.com/ae1XzzQSKE
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
11. These two lab techs with mismatched safety gear won round 3.
4. Two scientists, one set of gloves and safety specs. pic.twitter.com/MMjtsA6vKL
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
12. If it were up to us, the pyromaniac scientist would have won, but oh well.
And last, Batch 4!!!
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
1. Twisted Firestarter. pic.twitter.com/EVYhCtNZpX
13. Maybe we should have paid closer attention in science class?
2. When you see it… pic.twitter.com/KA71FiS7J8
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
14. Just think, that model took a lot of time to look this way.
3. The Wizarding World of Wish Harry Potter. pic.twitter.com/WsqKPDLbF5
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
15. Dr. Big Thumb and his assistant won round 4.
4. Mr Creepy. pic.twitter.com/I38PPfUO6p
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 12, 2022
After all the votes were cast, Dr. Chapman revealed the ultimate winner. Drumroll, please…
Who is our winner?
– Dr Kit Chapman (@ChemistryKit) October 13, 2022
That’s right, the lady soldering the motherboard (#1 on this list) was the big winner. How did more people not vote for the syringe chicken? Guess it’s a STEM thing, so we wouldn’t understand.
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