There are many different kinds of grandparents in this world. Some are more old-school and reserved, while others are younger spirited and say whatever comes to their mind. Myrna Tellingheusen, one of the Internet’s most beloved grandmas, definitely belongs to that second group.
Her funny, but honest, advice has turned Myrna into a Twitter celebrity since she joined in 2015, and we are here for it!
We decided to compile a list of some of her most fierce and hilarious pieces of wisdom that will make you want to be like her when you grow up!
1. Oh, the things we would do with a real-life edit button.
Today I accidentally waved at a neighbor I don’t care for. Now I understand why young people beg for edit buttons.
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) April 7, 2022
2. There is no better feeling, and Grandma Myrna knows it!
Who can match the joy of instantly selecting the right size Tupperware for the day’s leftovers?
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) April 7, 2022
3. Ouch, that one hurt. P.S. I’ll be right back. I need to change my outfit.
Why can’t there be a shredded jeans shortage?
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) March 20, 2022
4. One can only dream of trying one of her pies!
Every day is pie day in the Tellingheusen household.
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) March 14, 2022
5. The ULTIMATE advent calendar.
I use an Advent calendar every day of the year. It’s called a pill organizer. pic.twitter.com/0TFDyPTzgf
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 2, 2021
6. That seems to be a very reliable survey.
According to my survey I am the classiest HOA president in the history of the neighborhood.
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) May 4, 2022
7. This honestly sounds like the perfect Friday night plan.
Helen has invited me over to watch her doorbell camera videos.
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) March 7, 2022
8. This is some real wisdom right here. Sad truth!
When you try to talk yourself into something, remember:
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) March 6, 2022
Uncomfortable shoes never become comfortable.
9. Who doesn’t love the fresh smell of detergent?
I don’t know how many dryer sheets the Nelsons use but the entire neighborhood smells like a Tide factory.
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) January 13, 2022
10. Ok, now we’re hungry.
When life gives you ground meat, you make meatballs pic.twitter.com/TQDnRlMe8Q
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) January 1, 2022
11. Neither do we Myrna… neither do we.
I have no idea what’s going on.
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) January 26, 2022
12. Life without COVID, who doesn’t miss that?
I remember the good old days, when swabs were meant for ears.
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) December 28, 2021
13. This piece of advice can be life-changing! You can thank Grandma Myrna for that.
If you load your dishwasher tonight you’ll have a better day tomorrow.
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) March 20, 2021
14. That would be awesome. But hey, don’t lose hope! Anything is possible.
Why can’t this place be as cheerful as The Price Is Right audience section?
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) May 9, 2022
15. This is 99.9% proven.
A little bit of white glue fixes most things.
– Myrna Tellingheusen (@PearlsFromMyrna) May 3, 2022
We hope you enjoyed reading some of Grandma Myrna’s best pieces of advice and hilarious views on life (and her neighbors).
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