Kids will say almost anything because they have no filter. They don’t think; they pop out with the most outrageous things. It’s not always that they don’t have filters but that their filters haven’t been streamlined yet. As adults, we have years of learning and understanding what is appropriate and what is not. Kids don’t have that benefit, and it can lead to hilarity.
1. Filling Up The Tank
I know my 4yo found the gallon of ice cream I bought because I heard him yell across the house “YES WE GOT A FULL TANK OF ICE CREAM!!”
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) January 3, 2023
People can’t run on empty when it comes to ice cream.
2. Who Needs A Filter When You Can Have Wine?
I asked my twins the best thing about turning 6 and my boy twin said “my hands growing bigger” and my girl twin said “I can drink wine now”
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) November 18, 2022
We hope she holds off for another 15 years.
3. What Am I Made Of?
6: am i made of yolk?
— That Mom Tho 🐦 (@mom_tho) September 18, 2022
me:
6: my friend said we come from eggs so did i come from the white or the yellow?
me: ahh…go ask your father
We’d like to know the answer, too.
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