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“POV You Have A Really Cuddly Dog But Only In A Feral Way”

Image shows an overly cuddly dog trying to wear his owner's sweatshirt... while the man is still in it.

Sophie B. and Matthew are the proud owners of Wilson the Golden. Wilson exhibits all the standard zoomie traits of a golden, but in a more feral way. Everything he does is like a steroid-infused reaction. He’s a highly cuddly dog, which requires some necessary protection for cuddle buddies.

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First and foremost, this cuddly dog does not understand “personal space.” If Sophie’s significant other is wearing a hoodie, Wilson thinks he should be wearing the same hoodie. While Matthew is still in it! The pair have had Wilson since he was a pup. Sophie wanted a dog. Matthew did not. So, of course, when Sophie won, Wilson got really fond of Matthew.

Gage Seifert is a friend of the couple. He became an ordained minister so he could perform their marriage ceremony. He’s also allergic to dogs. To Wilson, that is a free invitation to be a super cuddly dog whenever Gage visits.

How do you say that Wilson might be a bit spoiled without saying he’s spoiled? By telling the world this lucky, cuddly dog has his own room. Like the original decision to adopt Wilson, Sophie won this one. She asked Matthew if they could make a room for the dog, and his response was “No.” As you can see, that answer did not hold up to Sophie’s iron will. Wilson got his room, and it is splendid.

Getting back to Wilson’s feral behavior. Some of these videos are a bit racy but too hilarious to skip. He is a voracious nipple nipper. Protect your bits and pieces if you ever visit. Like most golden retrievers, Wilson is a bed hog if you allow him on the bed. This cuddly dog offers hours of hilarity.

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