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15 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Are Way Too Relatable

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Finding your soulmate and life partner is a beautiful thing, but let’s face it, romance tends to take a back seat during the daily grind!

Living closely with another person means knowing everything about them – the good and the not-so-good. Over time, petty grievances like snoring or loading the dishwasher “wrong” can really get on our nerves. Learning to laugh through the annoyance is one way to keep that spark alive!

1. If we had a nickel for how many times this has happened….

2. When it comes to fashion, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

tweet about husbands having all the same shirts

3. What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.

4. So that’s what those pants are for!

5. Just push the cart and get out of her way.

6. It’s important to establish boundaries.

7. OK, you do everything involving garbage and kitty litter. Cool?

8. He needs a safe house, STAT.

9. We prefer to live in denial, if that’s OK.

10. “Well, if you’re so good at it….”

11. It’s like they’re on some sort of schedule or something.

12. The good news is we’re stocked up on Cheetos and frozen chicken wings for the foreseeable future.

13. The list grows longer with every new TV season.

14. “Hon, I need a flooggal from the store. Oh, and it has to be green.”

15. Growing older sure is fun.

It feels good to laugh about universal truths, doesn’t it? No matter how mundane married life can be, we wouldn’t trade our partnerships for anything. If nothing else, our long-suffering spouses provide us with tons of great Twitter material!

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